May 18, 2010

Homework Oh Homework

Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.


I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.


Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simple can't see
why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!

  This poem is not written by me, I delicate this poem to Jack Prelutsky(Author) and all the homework haters in the world. 

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May 16, 2010

Eloise - The White Mountains

I know some people (Stuart) is wondering what happened to Eloise in the city of the tripods. So here I'll quote a part from the second book: City of Gold and Lead.

"  He lead the way, and I followed, and at last I saw her.
   She was dressed in the simple dark-blue gown trimmed with white lace, that she had worn at the tournament, when the forest of swords flashed silver in the sun, and all the knights acclaimed her as Queen. Her brown eyes were closed, but the ivory of her small oval face was delicately flushed with rose. But for the caket, very much like a coffin, and hundreds of others around her, I counld have thought she was sleeping"
- Page 138 of The City of Gold and Lead by John Christopher, published in 1967 by Macmillan Publishing Company, New York.
  In other words, she's dead. Sorry Stuart. RIP.

Sorry if I gave away the not-so-ending ending.

May 14, 2010

200 Visiters!!!

Over 200 visiters!!! (Wonder who's visiting)

Starting date: Early April 2010

May 13, 2010

Catching Fire

Catching Fire
*****
Suzanne Collins

Catching Fire is the sequel to the Hunger Games. After the game Katniss and Peeta goes back to district 12. With a surprise visit from president Snow, Katniss got the news that there's going to be a rebellion because of the attempted suicide.

On the victory tour that every winner has to take it went from district 11 to capitol to district 12. Even though they tried to stopped the rebel, it didn't work and Katniss had to marry Peeta.

Also since there's a quarter quell every 25 years where there will be a special rule to the hunger game, for example, the 50th hunger game is double the players so instead of 24 there's 48. This year, 24 from the current pool of victors will be forced back into the arena to fight to the death, once again. So since there's only one female winner in district 12, Katniss is going back to the arena.

In the arena, there was 7 people left, Katniss broke the force field that covers the arena and got to a shuttle craft going to district 13 where it got bomb in the rebellion. When she recovered, she found out that Peeta was captured by the Capitol. And the last sentence of the second book is...

There's no more district 12... 

May 10, 2010

Where r we up to in GIVER - 20 words

In the start the flying plane made community frightened.
Jonas's assigned family tells their feeling after dinner with each other. 

May 9, 2010

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games
*****
Suzanne Collins

This book it set in the future where there's a new government. There's 12 district and a Capitol, before there was 13 but one was bomb because of the rebellion. Because of the rebellion there's a yearly game called the Hunger Games.

In district 12 a girl named Katniss and a boy named Prim was selected with 22 more kids were putted in the arena for a battle to the death with one alive.

Before the game there's an interview and Prim told everyone that he have a crush on Katniss and from then they were known as star crossed lover. And because of this the game-makers changed the rule of one winner to two but they have to be in the same district so the viewers will stick to the show.

In the end there was only Katniss and Prim but the game-makers changed the rule again from 2 winners to one and that made Katniss and Prim angry so Katniss pulled out 2 poisonous berries and gave one to Prim and said the idea that if they eat the berry together there won't be any winners. At the last second the game-makers announced the 74th hunger games winner as Katniss and Prim. But they went in a dangerous situation because of this act and they started a rebellion against the capitol and president Snow wants to kill her.